Cross-eyed Jokes / Recent Jokes

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

A man took his Dobermann to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picked up the dog by the ears and had a good look at its eyes. "Well," said the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just because he's cross-eyed?!" exclaimed the man. "No, because he's heavy."

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him". He picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man?

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.

Blessed are the cross-eyed, for they shall see God twice.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
He says, "My dog's cross-eyed, can you do something for him?"
"Let's have a look at him," says the vet, as he picks up the
dog, examines his eyes, and checks his teeth.
"I'm going to have to put him down," he finally says.
"What?" says the man, "just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No," replies the vet, "because he's really heavy!"

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down" "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.