Crys Jokes

A pretty girl goes to church to make a confession to a priest. She is sobbing uncontrollaby when the priest asks her, "what's the matter my child?"
"My boyfriend did something bad to me," she said. The priest now kissed her and said, "Did he do this to you?" She shakes her head "no." He hugs her and said, "did he do this to you." she stutters a "no" between all her crying. He now pulled off her clothes and said, "Did he do this to you?" She stops crying enough to say"no." He now has his way with her and says, "did he do this to you?" She crys, "not exactly" After putting on his clothes and covering her up he asked, "Then what did your boyfriend do?" She crys out. "He raped me and gave me AIDS!" The priest fainted!

some reliyivs com buy to see the new baby.
we asked can we see the new baby?
not yet said the 65 year old mother.
canwe see it now? not yet.thirty minits past.
can we see the baby now? not yet.
can we see it now? not yet.growingvery impatentthey asked well when can we see it.
when it crys. when it crys why do we have to wate till it crys.
BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT!!!
buy,
chance
hockeborn!!!