"Confession" joke

A pretty girl goes to church to make a confession to a priest. She is sobbing uncontrollaby when the priest asks her, "what's the matter my child?"
"My boyfriend did something bad to me," she said. The priest now kissed her and said, "Did he do this to you?" She shakes her head "no." He hugs her and said, "did he do this to you." she stutters a "no" between all her crying. He now pulled off her clothes and said, "Did he do this to you?" She stops crying enough to say"no." He now has his way with her and says, "did he do this to you?" She crys, "not exactly" After putting on his clothes and covering her up he asked, "Then what did your boyfriend do?" She crys out. "He raped me and gave me AIDS!" The priest fainted!

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