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Moshe was eating in a Chinese restaurant and was chatting to his Chinese waiter.
Moshe commented upon what a wise people the Chinese were.
"Yes," replied the waiter, "we're wise because our culture is 4, 000 years old. But Jewish people are also very wise, are they not?"
Moshe replied, "Yes, we are. Our culture is 5, 000 years old."
The waiter was surprised to hear this. "That can't be true," he replied, "where did your people eat for a thousand years?"
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says: We have the Parthenon
The Italian says: We have the Coliseum
The Greek says: We had great Mathematicians
The Italian says: We had the Roman Empire and so on and so on and then the
Greek says: We invented sex
The Italian says: That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.
Moshe was eating in a Chinese restaurant and was chatting to his Chinese waiter.
Moshe commented upon what a wise people the Chinese were. "Yes," replied the waiter, "we're wise because our culture is 4,000 years old. But Jewish people are also very wise, are they not?" Moshe replied, "Yes, we are. Our culture is 5,000 years old." The waiter was surprised to hear this. "That can't be true," he replied, "where did your people eat for a thousand years?"
Why are Black people fast at running?
Answer: to get to KFC
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