Cupid Jokes

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade?
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.
So there's my story... what can I say?
Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!

Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!

Things were a little different this Valentine’s Day.

I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun.

A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.