"CUPID REPLACED" joke
Things were a little different this Valentine’s Day.
I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun.
A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today.
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that schtuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's more...
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