Curiousity Jokes

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up, the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied.
The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he uses the airplane's new prototype women's loo. But he must not press any of the buttons inside. The were labelled WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
The man's curiousity got the best of him and he started pressing the buttons one by one.
When he pressed WW, Warm, fragrant Water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, wow, the women really have it made.
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP.
This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR.
When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse. "What happened to me? The last thing more...

As a guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum, he hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!"
He continues walking along the fence, but curiousity starts to get the better of him. He thinks to himself, "What are they chanting about? Are they chugging beer? Are they beating up on the inmates?"
Finally, his curiousity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so he can see what's going on. Eventually, he finds a hole low in the fence.
He kneels down and peeks into the hole. Just then, someone pokes him in the eye. Then, everyone inside begins chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen!"

A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, "Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying." St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiousity, the guy asks St. Peter, "What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter smiles, "They are clocks for every person in the world," he says, "And they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa`s clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln`s clock! His clock has only ticked twice." Again, out of curiousity, the guy asks, "Where is Bill Clinton`s clock?" St. Peter calmly says, "His clock is in Jesus`s office. He is using it as a fan."