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Dallas wide receiver, Terrell Owens, got into another fight, this time with Cowboys positions coach, Todd Haley. Dallas coaches are starting to long for the old days, when their receivers just did coke like they were supposed to.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22. The rest dressed themselves. Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern? A: Does bail money count against the salary cap? Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known Felons. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass". The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor. The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year. 8 arrests, 8 convictions. The Cowboys knew they more...
1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
3. I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her response was "click."
4. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, more...
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.
For thirty Years I have been a Travel Agent, serving our legislators and their staffs. This is how I know we're in trouble!
I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat on the plane, so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information. Then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response. (click).
A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I more...
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Touchback.