Dam Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up to him and asked why he was calling them dam fish? The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to "cook the dam fish".
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." So the preacher explained to her why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them.
When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "Cool, that's the spirit dad. Do you mind passing me the ******* potatoes?"

A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except dam ham. The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. It's dam ham, she tells him. The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, Pass me the dam ham. The child then says, While you're at it, pass me the fuckin' potatoes.

A blond walks up to a river and says I wish I was 50% smarter so i can cross this river dam she turns into a redhead and swims across the river.
Then a red head walks up to the river and says i wish i was 75% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a brunette and takes the ferry.
Next a brunette walks up to the river and says i wish i was 100% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a man and walks across the bridge.