Dam Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling
them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they`re
dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked
his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said,
"Preachers aren`t supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish,
and she agreed to cook them.
When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down,
the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied,
"That`s the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
1. Blady war on our boarder, Sons of Bengal bheel crush these hoarders. All join CRP and Army, Bugger Chinese must flee.
2. Recruiting offishsars taking names, Whife say Bholanath don't be shamed, Put your name on top of the least, Phor phree clothing and phresh pheesh.
3. To the depoh all are sent, Banerjees, Choudhurys all did went, Debs, Deys, Duttas and Das, Shaking posterior with big arse.
4. Guptos, Ghosh, Guhas and Mondols, Looking like many dhobi bundles, Mookherjees, Chatterjees, Mazumdars and Mitters, Grinding tooths for hurt (heart) is bitter.
5. Shum-one is shouting tarn to right, Phor medical exam and eyeshight. Doctor is telling undress phull, But I am feeling blady phool.
6. Doctor putting tape around chest, Breathe in and out and dam the rest. Myself feeling bhery sai (shy), Doctor is pheeling near thigh.
7. Now for khaki clothing go, I am rushing but dhuti tore. Pushing, heaving, jostling and banging, But I pheel something is more...
George was a pious man who prided himself in putting all his trust in God. One day a terrible storm hit.& The whole community was told to evacuate because of the danger from the nearby river. The police went from house to houe telling people to leave. George just said, "God will protect me." The storm got worse and worse.& The water began to rise.& & Afraid the dam would break, George climbed up onto his roof. The dam did break.& Soon the waters were rising even higher. A rescue boat finally worked its way out to him, "Hop in, buddy," they shouted over the roar of the water. "God will save me." Authorities were really concerned now.& They sent a helicopter to take him off the roof. Again he refused. The waters finally swept him away. When he came to the gates of heaven he was stunned to find that he had died. "Why didn`t God save me?" "What do you mean?& What more did you want? "He send the police, a boat, and a helicopter!"a