"who prided himself" joke
George was a pious man who prided himself in putting all his trust in God. One day a terrible storm hit.& The whole community was told to evacuate because of the danger from the nearby river. The police went from house to houe telling people to leave. George just said, "God will protect me." The storm got worse and worse.& The water began to rise.& & Afraid the dam would break, George climbed up onto his roof. The dam did break.& Soon the waters were rising even higher. A rescue boat finally worked its way out to him, "Hop in, buddy," they shouted over the roar of the water. "God will save me." Authorities were really concerned now.& They sent a helicopter to take him off the roof. Again he refused. The waters finally swept him away. When he came to the gates of heaven he was stunned to find that he had died. "Why didn`t God save me?" "What do you mean?& What more did you want? "He send the police, a boat, and a helicopter!"a
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