Dancers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do.
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight.
Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb.
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they don't get up that high.
Q: How many sax more...
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where are the germs that cause ‘good' breath?
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use more...
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting? Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders? Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? Why do people tell you when they are speechless? Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the more...
Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!
If progress is technology moving forward, then what is congress?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?
If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!