Dancing with the Stars Jokes / Recent Jokes

The wildfires in California are so bad that this week contestants on "Dancing with the Stars" are going to perform a special rain dance.

Heather Mills will appear on ABCs "Dancing With the Stars," making her the first contestant to compete with an artificial limb. When asked if her prosthetic leg will hinder her dancing abilities Mills replied, -It didn't hinder my dancing abilities when I won millions of dollars from Paul McCartney-

But he is in negotiations to appear in a goverment-produced production of "Jailhouse Rock".

A group of leading historians are begging ABC to pull the broadcast of "The Path to 9/11" because of "flagrant falsehoods." Added one, "And while you're at it,'Dancing with the Stars' sucks."

ABC announced today their lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Among the notable B-list names were Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez.

Just imagine - Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez. What a contrast. One of these two guys made headlines spending his Sunday afternoons getting whacked by big burly men... and the other... is Emmitt Smith.