Lopez Jokes

ABC announced today their lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Among the notable B-list names were Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez.

Just imagine - Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez. What a contrast. One of these two guys made headlines spending his Sunday afternoons getting whacked by big burly men... and the other... is Emmitt Smith.

Jennifer Lopez turned 40 today while her hip size shot up to 50!

A charter jet company is suing Jennifer Lopez for almost $35K, alleging she defaulted on payments for two flights. Lopez took to flying after survivng the train wrecks of "Gigli" and "Monster-In-Law."

There were 3 girls they were best friends. All of then were sooooooooo ugly that when you look at them you run away! One day the 3 girls were hiking in the forest when they saw a magical lake. There was an old man sitting on top of the rock and he told the girls that the lake was magical.