Jennifer Lopez Jokes

Jennifer Lopez turned 40 today while her hip size shot up to 50!

A charter jet company is suing Jennifer Lopez for almost $35K, alleging she defaulted on payments for two flights. Lopez took to flying after survivng the train wrecks of "Gigli" and "Monster-In-Law."

Jennifer Lopez has fueled rumors she is expecting twins by purchasing matching pink and blue outfits embroidered with the words "prince" and "princess." In all fairness, Macr Anthony is very short.