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An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Pretty soon the general talking turned into general bragging about how terrific their respective countries where.
The Russian said, "Our navy is so big, that if we all sailed out at once, it would cover every ocean in the world."
The American, not wanting to let the Russian get the better of him, continued, "Well, our Air Force is so big that if all of our planes took off at once we could cover the sky all over the world."
The Dane thought for a while then said: "I once new a guy in Odense whose dick was so long that 17 parrots could sit on it at once."
They stood for a while not saying anything, until the Russian decided he might modify his bold statement a bit, "Well maybe the ships wouldn't cover ALL of the ocean."
The American, feeling the need for honesty as well said, "Well, maybe the planes wouldn't cover all of the sky more...

A Scotsman went to a pub with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to have a pint o'bitter.
A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walked in and the following conversation ensued:
Second man: "Is that your dog outside?"
First man: "Aye. What of it?"
Second man: "Well, I think my dog may'a killed 'im."
First man, stunned: "What kind'a dog you got that can kill a Great Dane?"
Second man: "Well, e's a Chihuahua."
First man: "Ha! 'ow can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?"
Second man: "Well, I think the wee thing may'a gotten stuck in 'is throat."

A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.
“Mine” says the man. “My dog has just killed him”, she says.
“What breed is your dog? ” he asks. “A Chiuahua”, she says.
“How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane? ”
“He got caught in his throat!!! ”

A man went to the hardware store with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to shop.

A few minutes later, another fellow walked in and the following conversation ensued:

Second man: Is that your dog outside?

First man: Yes. What of it?

Second man: Well, I think my dog may have killed him.

First man, stunned: What kind of dog do you have that can kill a Great Dane?

Second man: Well, he's a Chihuahua.

First man: Ha! How can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?

Second man: Well, I think he may have gotten stuck in his throat.

A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.
"Mine" says the man. "My dog has just killed him", she says.
"What breed is your dog?" he asks. "A Chiuahua", she says.
"How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane?"
"He got caught in his throat!!!"

A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside."Mine" says the man. "My dog has just killed him", she says."What breed is your dog?" he asks. "A Chiuahua", she says."How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane?" "He got caught in his throat!!!"

A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.

"Mine" says the man. "My dog has just killed him", she says.

"What breed is your dog?" he asks. "A Chiuahua", she says.

"How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane?"

"He got caught in his throat!!!"