Daughter Jokes / Recent Jokes
The other day was take your daughter to work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
A desan' s daughter took admission in a college and was to live in a co-ed dormitory. The desan was very worried and warned her daughter that she would die if she ever found out that her daughter had male visitors in her room.
One Friday night, the desan kept on calling her daughter's dormitory. She was not there. The desan got worried. Finally at 1 o'clock she got hold of her daughter and asked angrily,' Where were you?'
'Mom, I was visiting a boy's room, so that his mother dies and not you.'
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression "carrying a child" instead of "pregnant," but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: "There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant."
Lawyer's daughter Sue
Lawyer's sons Will, Court
Thief's son Rob
Doctor's son Bill
Fisherman's son Rod
Meteorologist's daughters Haley, Sunny
Back Hoe operator's sons Doug, Rocky
Hair stylist's sons Bob, Curly, Harry
Homeopathic doctor's son Herb
Justice of the peace's daughter Mary
Sound stage technician's son Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son Frank
Gambler's daughter Bette
Gambler's Son Chip
Exercise guru's son Jim
Exercise guru's daughter Belle
Cattle thief's son Russell
Painter's son Art
Iron worker's son Rusty
TV show star's daughter Emmy
Movie star's son Oscar
Housewife's son Dusty
Minister's daughters Faith, Hope, Charity
Televangelist's daughter Chastity
IRS agent's daughter Mony
Geneticist's son Gene
Espresso vendor's son Joe
Undertaker's son Barry
Gardener's son Moe
Florist's daughters Rose, Iris
Baker's daughter more...
Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. "There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer, she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter, we spend a week at Delray Beach.""That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me," declared Mrs. Jones proudly. "Every winter, she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer, two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house."Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. "Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody.""So what does she do?" asked the two women, turning to her."Three times a week, she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an
hour - just to talk about me!"
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
A woman was pregnant with triplets when a robber came through her door and shot her three times. One bullet went into each of the children.
At the hospital, the doctor told her that all of her children were fine, but that sometime in their lives, they would pass the bullets in their stool.
Years later, one of the woman's teen-age daughters approached her and said, "Mom! You'll never guess what happened!"
Mom said, "You passed a bullet, didn't you?" Shocked at her mother's reply, the daughter asked how she knew, and Mom told her the story.
A week later the other teenage daughter had the same experience. "Mom!" she said, "You'll never guess what happened to me!" Mom guessed correctly, sat her down and told her the story.
The following week, the woman's teen-age son approached her and exclaimed, "Mom! You'll never guess what happended to me!"
"You pooped a bullet, didn't you?"
"No," said the more...