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    Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

    Education:

    * B. S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
    * M. S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

    Thesis:

    "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

    Coursework:

    Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

    Work Experience:

    * Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
    * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
    * Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry and mint flavors (Patent# 007, 13, 666)

    Summer Internship:

    Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990

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