Ibrahim Jokes

Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:

* B. S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M. S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:

"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"

Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:

* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry and mint flavors (Patent# 007, 13, 666)

Summer Internship:

Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990

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What are the differences between Bill Clinton and Anwar Ibrahim? Bill Clinton is a President of USA!
Anwar Ibrahim is a resident of ISA! Bill Clinton's favorite tune is sax and symphony!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite tune is sex and sodomy! Bill Clinton's favorite phrase: Kneel over!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite phrase: Bend over! Bill Clinton plays saxophone!
Anwar Ibrahim plays sex-at-home! Bill Clinton was shamed by ML (Monica Lewinsky)
Anwar Ibrahim was shamed by MM (Mahathir Mohamed) Anwar Ibrahim's outcome: Demo riots
Bill Clinton's outcome: Demo tapes Bill Clinton got a blow job!
Anwar Ibrahim got a screw job! Anwar Ibrahim was upset by press report!
Bill Clinton was upset by Starr report