Debates Jokes / Recent Jokes

Presidential debates, to me, are like muppets jerking off. There are alot of funny sounds and the fur flies, but in the end nothing is going to come out.

Senator John McCain wants to delay the debates to focus on the economic bailout. Many are saying it's a cynical ploy to gain some traction and show leadership from a situation in which he has clearly been slipping, but in reality it's because the debate interferes with reruns of Matlock.