Mccain Jokes

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has donated $4,600 to the presidential campaign for John McCain. He's hoping McCain can get elected and pardon Pacman Jones.

Sen. McCain approves truth-enhanced negative campaign messages

Rules of Engagement For McCain and Obama.

1. Music in background must be from "West Side Story" the "Jet Song."

2. No Brass knuckles, guns, broken coke bottles or clubs with nails.

3. Switchblades are the weapon of choice, biting, scratching, clawing are allowed.

The winner gets all the Latino voters.

Not all were happy with the rules of engagement.

One prominent Latino Spokesperson said, "This is an outrage in this day and age, to classify Latinos in this category of "West Side Story", but on the other hand, the Latino spokesperson went on to say "This should be a good battle." However, I would prefer a good cockfight. Si!

At the Healthcare summit, a heated debate between President Obama and John McCain resulted with President Obama telling John McCain that the 2008 presidential elections has been over. John McCain replied that he was reminded of that everyday. Then McCain turns to Sarah Palin and asked; "Did we win that election?"

Senator John McCain wants to delay the debates to focus on the economic bailout. Many are saying it's a cynical ploy to gain some traction and show leadership from a situation in which he has clearly been slipping, but in reality it's because the debate interferes with reruns of Matlock.