Dallas Cowboys Jokes

Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has donated $4,600 to the presidential campaign for John McCain. He's hoping McCain can get elected and pardon Pacman Jones.

Pacman Jones has signed a one-year deal to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL. Hopefully Jones can adjust to Canada's lack of firearms.

An assistant coach for the Dallas Cowboys is suing a local McDonalds restaurant after his wife found a rat in a salad she started eating after they arrived home.
The spokesperson from McDonalds said "Yeah, and?" "This IS McDonalds. We're not Applebee's or anything."
This was the wide receivers coach that was caught on film having a verbal altercation with tumultuous wide receiver Terrell Owens. When Owens was asked his comment on the rat/salad incident he replied:
"McDonalds, I'm lovin' it."

Adam "Pacman" Jones sent a letter to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell asking to be allowed to play this season. The letter took Jones a full week to write since he couldn't decide what color crayon to use. To get the league to read it, he signed it "Brett Favre."