Deduct Jokes

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    Dickens and the Martini

    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
    The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" bar, drinking
    Make a Sentence "Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:
    ''Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!''

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    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Deduct!
    Deduct who?
    Donald Deduct!

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    Making A Sentence

    The children were being called upon to make sentences using words chosen by the teacher. When it came to Little Johnny's turn, the teacher grinned and challenged him to make a sentence using the words 'Defeat, Defence, Deduct and Detail'.
    Little Johnny, known for being a slow learner, nervously stood up while all eyes were focused on him, waiting for his reply.
    He thought and thought. Finally, a smile come over his face and he proudly shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."

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    Knock Knock - Deduct

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Deduct!
    Deduct who?
    Donald Deduct!

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    Make a Sentence

    Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat', 'deduct', 'defence' and 'detail'. Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply.
    "Defeat of Deduct went over defence before detail!"

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