Deeper Jokes

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has more...

How do musicians do it...
Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors.
Altos have body.
Bach did it with the organ.
Band members do it all night.
Band members do it in a parade.
Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
Band members do it in public.
Band members do it in sectionals.
Band members do it on the football field.
Baritones do it deeper.
Bass clarinetists put it between their legs and blow.
Basses and altos do it lower.
Basses have rhythm.
Beethoven did it apassionately.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
Clarinetists do it with alternate fingerings.
Contrabass clarinetists do it deeper with a lot of tongue and steady rhythm.
Cymbal players do it with a crash.
DJs do it on request.
DJs do it on the air.
Drummers beat it.
Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
Drummers do it longer.
Drummers do it with both hands and more...

Two faggots were talking, and one had a pained look on his face.
"What's the matter, Brucie?" asked the other faggot.
"Oh, I have something stuck up my ass, Markie. Could you check it out for me?"
"OK - bend over."
So Brucie bends over and Markie sticks his hand up his ass.
"It's deeper, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "It's -deeper-, Markie!", so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "I feel it!" says Markie, "What is that?"
"It's *deeper*, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie puts his hand in deeper, still. "Ew!", says Markie, "It's wrapped around my wrist! What -is- that?!" He pulls his hand out and looks at it. "It's a Rolex watch!", he says, "What are you doing with a Rolex watch up your ass?"
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... "

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

There once was a little boy named Little Deeper. He was in the 3rd grade and his dad was the principal of his school. One day, he used this to the best of his advantage,...on his teacher.
He walked up to her desk, told her to take her clothes off.She said "
no"
.He said, "
if you don't, I'll tell my dad & he'll fire you"
, so she did.
Next, he walked up to her and told her to get on the desk and dance. She rejected again. He threatened her once again, and she did it.
One last time, he walked up to her desk, told her to f**k him. She screamed "
NO"
. Again, he threatened her again. So,...she gave in and did him.
Right as they started, his dad, the principal, walked in.He started screaming "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, LITTLE DEEPER!!"
His son replied,"
Dad, if I go any deeper, I'll get STUCK!!!"