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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, more...
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
One day after class Deeper stay to talk to the teacher.Ms.Penis take off your top if you don't I'll cry.So the teacher took off her top.
Ms.Penis take off your pants.No Deeper I won't.If you don't I'll cry.So she took off her pants.
Ms.Penis take off you wonder bra, thong, and sandles.Deeper I can't.If you don't I'll cry.So the teacher off her under wears and sandles.
Ms.Penis push two tables together and clean them off.If you don't I'll cry.So she did.
Ms.Penis lay on the tables and spred your legs out real far.No I can't.Please I am going to cry if you don't.So the teacher did.
Ms.Penis you have a great body.You have huge tits, thin waist, and great butt.So here I come I am going to scrw you.
So Deeper climbed onto the table and started screwing Ms.Penis.Deepers parents walked in and yelled, Deeper!!! So Deeper went a little bit deeper.
When his parents seen what he was doing they yelled once more, Deeper!!! So Deeper went alot deeper.
His parents more...
There once was a little boy named Little Deeper. He was in the 3rd grade and his dad was the principal of his school. One day, he used this to the best of his advantage,...on his teacher.
He walked up to her desk, told her to take her clothes off.She said "
no"
.He said, "
if you don't, I'll tell my dad & he'll fire you"
, so she did.
Next, he walked up to her and told her to get on the desk and dance. She rejected again. He threatened her once again, and she did it.
One last time, he walked up to her desk, told her to f**k him. She screamed "
NO"
. Again, he threatened her again. So,...she gave in and did him.
Right as they started, his dad, the principal, walked in.He started screaming "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, "
LITTLE DEEPER"
, LITTLE DEEPER!!"
His son replied,"
Dad, if I go any deeper, I'll get STUCK!!!"
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a more...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers.
The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the
existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark
is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs
suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is
less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark
sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot
have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things,
dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer
suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark more...