Definition Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's the definition of AIDS? Anally Injected Death Sentence.

What's the definition of a nerd?
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen
Allow me to introduce my selves
Better living through denial
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up...
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
Too many freaks not enough circuses

What is the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
A girl that can run faster than the Governor.

What's the definition of Australian aristocracy?
A man who can trace his lineage back to his father.

Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.