Definition Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a' 'quickie'', only you do it yourself.

What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

Q: Whats the definition of a teenager? A: Gods punishment for enjoying sex.

What's the definition of a virgin? an ugly third grader

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

What is the definition of an overbite? When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.

Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.