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Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?
Answer: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Q: What's the definition of chutzpah? A: A boy who kills his parents and then begs the court for mercy - because he's an orphan.

Whats the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.

Q. What`s the definition of mixed emotions?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!