Delievers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D"!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail!
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks!
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he's Sooty!
Q: Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
A: Elephanta Claus!
Q: How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
A: Stacks!
Q: Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A: Because he’s Sooty!
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
A: Now thats what you call pot luck!
Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
The letter “D”!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail!
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks!
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he’s Sooty!