Delusions Jokes / Recent Jokes

A woman went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, something must be done about my husband."
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"He thinks he's a refrigerator!" the woman said.
"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replied. "There are many people who have harmless delusions. It will pass."
"But you don't understand, doctor," insisted the woman. "He always sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake."