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President Bush, facing a Democratic-controlled Congress for the first time, is urging lawmakers to work with his administration.
"I got some crazy shit planned for 2007 and I'd love for the Dems to get on board", the President announced at a press conference.
Bush's agenda apparently includes following: 1) having the US military invade Antarctica, 2) capital gain tax deductions for "gagillionares, kabillionares and Scrooge McDuck," and 3) outlawing the teaching of evolution, history, biology, math, basket weaving and oddly, scrotum piercing in public schools.

Stress finally getting to Dubya