Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work?!?!?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock ball game.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? Thats right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn''t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don''t want to miss the 4 o''clock ball game.