Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant!
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4: 30. Charley shows up at4: 30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5: 00, Paul shows up andCharley says, "Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late." Paul replies, "Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick'sbeen hurting bad." Charley says, "If your dick's been hurting, why did you goto the dentist?" Paul answers, "Because I had a tooth stuck in it."
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!
Banta had a toothache; so he went to a dentist. After examining Banta's teeth, the dentist stated that one tooth had to be extracted. Banta got very worried about the pain he might have to suffer.
The dentist told him,' Don't worry, I will use a local anaesthetic and you will not feel any pain when the tooth is extracted.'
Banta consoled the dentist,' Doctor, I am glad that these days when people are crazy about foreign things, you prefer local products.'
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers