Dentists Jokes

How do dentists become brain surgeons? When their drills slip.

What is a dentists office? A filling station.

A lady walks into the dentists office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologists office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husbands dentures last week, now youll be the one getting them out."

Q: How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.