Deodorant Jokes / Recent Jokes

A
blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for a bottom deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom
deodorant" the pharmacist replies, struggling to
keep from laughing.
"But I always buy it here", the blonde
says. "I bought one last month". Thinking
quickly, the pharmacist suggests, " I don't know
what you bought before, may be you can bring in the
empty container next time". "Sure",
the blonde replies. "I'll bring it with me tomorrow"
The next day, the blonde walks into the shop again
and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant
stick. "This is just a normal deodorant",
the pharmacist tells the blonde, "You use it
under your arms".
"No, it is not", the blonde answers, "it
says so here: To apply, push up bottom".

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always buy it here." says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

Guy goes into a drug store and asks for deodorant.
Assistant says, "Aerosol or ball-type?" to which he replies, "Neither, it's for under my arms."

When an octopus puts on deodorant, how does he remember where he started?

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.