Detroit Lions Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Detroit Lions are reportedly on the lookout for a quarterback. In related news, Detroit fans are on the lookout for any kind of money back.

The NFL has decided to maintain their tradition of showing a Detroit Lions game on Thanksgiving. Because the best way to enjoy Thanksgiving is with a giant turkey.

The Detroit Lions have signed head coach Jim Schwartz to a four-year deal, or 64 losses, whichever come first.

A Pizza Hut promotion featured Lions receiver Roy Williams delivering pies. John Kitna tried delivering a few, but they kept getting intercepted.

New Detroit running back Rudi Johnson claims former Detroit running back Tatum Bell stole two of his bags. Johnson fits right in with the Lions - he's already experienced a loss.

Oklahoma's Sam Bradford won the Heisman Trophy on Saturday. He said he hopes to use that stiff arm technique on the Detroit Lions when they try to draft him.

The Detroit Lions plan to blackout their game against the Washington Redskins. They've also been trying to blackout last season.