Dictated Jokes

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was some­thing less than faithful. He put a private investigator on her tail, and within a week had the name and address of the "other man."
"No sonofabitch is going to break up my home," the husband snarled indignantly to himself. "My loving wife would be true to me today if this sneaky guy hadn't come on the scene!"
Still, the husband prided himself on his sophistication, and determined to handle the situation in a businesslike way. He called in his secretary and dictated this letter:
"Sir: It has been called to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we can settle this matter intelligently, please see me in my office at three P. M. sharp on Friday."
The "other man," amused by the husband's formal manner, called in his own secretary and dictated this reply:
"Dear Sir: Received your circular more...