Diddy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sean Combs announced he was not upset at the ruling he has had 6 names so far, it was time for a new one. Suggestions he has received so far: Duff Paddy, D Piddy, and TuPac Lite.

P Diddy just bought his son, Justin, a $360,000 Maybach, complete witha chauffeur, for his 16th birthday. To teach his kid the value of adollar, Diddy is insisting that before his school pickup each morning,the chauffeur must do a paper route.

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.
“I think there’s going to be some big changes,” says Diddy. “You see, right now he’s James Bond. But I’d like to see him loosen up and have people call him Jimmy Bond.”
“Then a couple years down the line maybe they can go with Jimmy B, or J-Bond. Or maybe they could replace that ‘D’ with an ‘E’ and call him J-Bone. Basically, I want the part when they get around to calling him B-uh. Just a ‘B’ with an ‘uh’ on the end. That’s my flavor.”