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Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?
A: He was disbarred.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn't that cannibalism?
Q: What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Q: What is the difference between yogurt and the American Bar Association?
A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from anaircraft asking, "What time is it?"The tower responded, "Who is calling?"The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is anAmerican Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it isan Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little handis on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew.
What`s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What`s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What`s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can`t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What`s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it`s good for the dishwasher to match more...