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Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!
Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss ! Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if youd been dead for six milion years."

Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force? They cant hide behind billboards.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Steven Spielberg's smash hit dinosaur flick "Jurassic Park" is the latest victim of the Telugu film industry's remake factory. The blockbuster special-effects extravaganza is being re-made for a Telugu audience, and the script will undergo some modification to appeal to the discerning Telugu movie go-er.

"What is there in Spielberg or George Lucas? They make good films, but our film will be better than the original. We are using Indian values to add some interest value." said someone named Rao.

Reports reveal that the main story line will involve a dinosaur whose mother is kidnapped by smugglers. The dinosaur then sets off on a long journey to rescue her, discovers that the kidnappers had killed his father over the issue of some merchandising rights, and gets his revenge by blowing up a few helicopters. On the way, he meets and falls in love with a girl dinosaur with big breasts and garish clothes, and marries her at the end of the film. more...