Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
A student on a class trip to the natural-history museum asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard tells him, "Three-million-four years and six months old."
The student says. "How do you know that so precisely?"
The guard says, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard,' Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'
The guard replies,' They are 3 million,
four years, and six months old.'
'That's an awfully exact number,' says the
tourist.' How do you know their age so precisely?'
The guard answers,' Well, the dinosaur bones
were three million years old when I started
working here, and that was four and a half
years ago!'
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.