Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesaurus!

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Megasoreass

Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss! Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss!

Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath?
A: Why, is there one missing?

Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Lickalotapuss

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.