Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
Q:what do you call a gay dinosaur?
A:megasaurass! Q:what do you call a lesbian dinosaur A:lickalotofpuss! Q:what do you call a gay proctololigist? A:pokemon!
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard,' Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'The guard replies,' They are 3 million,
four years, and six months old.''That's an awfully exact number,' says the
tourist.' How do you know their age so precisely?'The guard answers,' Well, the dinosaur bones
were three million years old when I started
working here, and that was four and a half
years ago!'
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?
A: A Lickalotapuss!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A: A Lickalotapuss!