Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?
A: A Lickalotapuss!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!