Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "Sure. They're sixty-five million, four years, and six months old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, they were sixty-five million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones.
One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 3 million, five years, and six months old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was five and a half years ago."