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Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur #1: "A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that's not important and don't ask what a Kangaroo is." Dinosaur #2: "I don't know, how many?" Dinosaur #1: "10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ” Dinosaur #2: “What is an economist? ” Dinosaur #1: “A flunkie mathematician who tries to predict the population of kangaroos in Australia. But that’s not important and don’t ask what a Kangaroo is. ” Dinosaur #2: “I don’t know, how many? ” Dinosaur #1: “10 economists and one grad student. One economist to make a model, one to run the regression, one to test the hypothesis, one to interpret the results, one to conclude how to screw it on, one grad student to screw it on, and five economists trying to fight off the dinosaurs trying to eat them.

The accountant was visiting the Museum of Natural History and said to the person standing next to him, "That dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old."
"How did you get such exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago and the guide said the dinosaur was two billion years old."

Explorer walking in the Amazon Rain Forest comes across a clearing with a dead 60ft Dinosaur and a hunter sat astride it. He asks the hunter "Who killed the Dinosaur?" "I did," replied the hunter. "How did you kill it?" Asked the Explorer. The hunter replied, " With My club" The Explorer was astonished, so he enquired," How big is your club then? The hunter answered, "There are about 400 of us now!"

Discovering evidence that there was an actual dinosaur alive and living in the rainforest of South America, a scientist succeeded in getting a grant to launch an expedition party.
Several weeks into their journey, the expedition party stumbled upon a three foot tall pigmy standing near a very large dead dinosaur.
The scientist approached the pigmy and exclaimed, "Goodness! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Sure did," the pigmy replied.
"But, it's so enormous and you are so small!" said the scientist.
"Yep," the pigmy said.
"But, how? How on earth did you kill it?" asked the puzzled scientist.
"With my club," explained the pigmy.
"How big is this club of yours?" the scientist inquired.
"Oh, there's about 100 of us!" replied the pigmy.

What do u get when a dinosaur bites yur ankles?
Anklesaurus!!!
HAHAHAHHAHA