Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops

MICROSOFT TESTER DIES TRAGICALLY AT HANDS OF "PAL"
REDMOND, Wa - The Microsoft Redmond Campus was rocked by tragedy today as Paul Fitzgerald, Test Engineer on the Windows NT Team, was brutally murdered in an apparently psychotic tirade by one of the "personalities" of Microsoft's latest operating system shell program, Bob. In the small hours of this morning, Java, the "friendly" coffee-drinking dinosaur, burst from the screen of Fitzgerald's computer, cutting a swath of destruction throughout the hapless worker's office and into the accompanying hallway.
The beast was quickly subdued by Microsoft Campus Security upon failing to produce a valid Microsoft keycard, avoiding what could otherwise have been a tragedy of much greater proportions. He is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation at the Washington Institute for Perfectly Valid Lifeforms Who in the Heat of the Moment Do Some Absolutely Naughty Things. Says Lars Opstad, chief spiritual more...

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What do you call a danouser?
Anything you want it cant hear you.

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don