Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasorass.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.