Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.