Dinosaur Jokes / Recent Jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? Bronto-snore-us!
Whats red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!